Saturday, May 29, 2004

A Ball with Dad

I was never much of a baseball player....for that matter I never really excelled at any sport. This was, I suppose, a little disappointing to my father who like many fathers had that thought in the back of his mind of his son becoming really great at some competitive game. My middle brother was good at sports, but I wasn't...ever. It was a reality that I think became apparent to me before my father finally acknowledged it.

I did play little league baseball for a couple of years, but I was terrible. I didn't care who won. I found the game slow and boring. Worse yet, I was afraid of the ball. I never got past the idea that there was the potential to get hit with a really hard object whether you were at bat, or on the field.

I was almost always relegated to "left out" when it came to assigning positions, and I could usually think of other things I'd rather be doing. Often those thoughts came to me as I stood in the outfield kicking at the blades grass with my KEDS high top sneakers at about the same time as a fly ball was passing over my head.



I remember my father yelling from the grandstands urging me not necessarily to catch the ball....he only wanted me to see the ball. We both had rather limited expectations.

During my last year in little league, my father had a brainstorm. He told me every time I got on base he would take me to Carvel. They don't have Carvel ice cream in South Texas, but in New York in the 1960's it was a big thing. It was, to my knowledge, the only place that served soft ice cream.

To my Dad this seemed like a brilliant plan. It certainly inspired me immediately. I now had a reason to play. I still didn't care about the score, or the game...but I sure did love Carvel ice cream.

Although I really didn't care about baseball, I understood it. I also understood that Little League was not exactly baseball at its finest. The pitchers couldn't pitch, and the home plate umpire was usually some other kids dad.

The problem was that despite the lure of Carvel ice cream, I was still frightened by the prospect of getting beaned by some 9 year old throwing a hard object directly at me. My usual approach was to swing away, often with my eyes closed, and strike out quickly. Then I would trudge to the bench dejectedly and wait to be sent back to left field oblivion.

However after my Dad made his offer I realized striking out was against my best interests. I also knew getting an actual hit was highly unlikely.

I sure did love Carvel ice cream though, so in my mind this left only one option: get a walk.

Since I knew the pitchers couldn't actually pitch, I decided to force them to try. If they were going to strike me out, it was going to be without any help from me. I didn't swing my bat....ever. If an umpire appeared to be calling strikes, I would crowd the plate and, with great flair, jerk away at the last second as if I were convinced the ball was about to hit me. Then I would stare at the umpire to let him know how close I had come to death right in front him.

It worked.

It worked a lot.

That year I got more walks than any other player on our team or for that matter in our league. My Dad lost count of how many trips to Carvel he owed me, and so did I. The ice cream didn't matter any more. The story was far more flavorful. My father never signed me up for Little League again, but he enjoyed telling his friends about my last season when I got on base more than anyone else.

That story came back to me today after hearing about the wonderful events that unfolded yesterday at PNC Park in Pittsburgh. It's a tale that you've got to love, even if you're like me, and don't really love baseball.

In the bottom of the ninth inning of their game against the Chicago Cubs, the Pirates and Cubbies were tied at 5. Rob Mackowiak came to the plate with bases loaded and hit a grand slam. Pirates win 9 to 5.

That was the first game of a double header.

In the nightcap, again in the bottom of the ninth, the Pirates were losing 3 to 1. Mackowiak, who had hit 8 home runs this season prior to last night, stepped to the plate and hit a two run homer. That tied the game and forced it into extra innings. In the tenth, the Pirates won.

That in itself is a good story, but what makes it better is that at around 11 o'clock yesterday morning, Jennifer Mackowiak, gave birth to Gareth Matthew Mackowiak - Rob Mackowiak's first child....a son.

Whether Gareth becomes a great ball player is anybody's guess, but I know he and his Dad are going to have a great story to tell.

Who knows, maybe they'll share it over ice cream.





Purple Flutterby

One of my nieces in Oklahoma, and my most dedicated reader, has caught the bug.



Sarai has started her own blog The Purple Flutterby

See what happens when you run out of Left Behind books to read?

You're going to do great Sarai....see you soon!!!

Friday, May 28, 2004

The Book of Jack

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

I don't know Jack, but I keep tabs on him....Jack Whittaker that is.

You might not remember him, but you probably have heard of Jack Whittaker. Jack is from West Virginia and on Christmas day 2002 he won the largest single lottery jackpot in U.S. history - a Powerball jackpot worth 315 million dollars. He actually took home about a third of that amount, roughly 113 million dollars.



When he won, Jack immediately said 10 percent of the money was going to three preachers. He's lived up to that pledge and more. To his credit, he set up a nonprofit organization to help West Virginians find jobs, buy food and pay education costs. He funded it with 14 million dollars. His money is being used to build at least two churches as well as housing for senior citizens.

That's part of what makes Jack so interesting to me. He has this obvious sense that he needs to give back - to give thanks for his good fortune.

Jack also gives a good chunk of his vast wad of cash to lawyers, thieves, racehorses, and strippers.

He nearly lost about half million dollars when someone stole a briefcase from his car outside the "Pink Pony" strip bar in Cross Lanes, West Virginia. Eventually the briefcase, with the half million dollars in cash still inside, was recovered. A couple of bar employees are accused of drugging his drinks and trying to rip him off when they realized he had all that loot...in his car. Lesser temptations have brought down bigger men I suppose.

Jack has actually been robbed at least three times since he got lucky and struck it rich. He's also been busted for drunk driving and he's been arrested for threatening to kill the manager of a bar - not the "Pink Pony".

This month he was sued by a couple of guys who claim they were injured when they were tossed out of yet another bar and landed on their rumps in the parking lot. The suit claims Jack, who I'm guessing was probably the only multi-millionaire in that particular West Virginia bar that night and quite possibly the only multi-millionaire in any West Virginia bar, had ordered them thrown out.

Last January, Jack used his foundation to team up with Wal-Mart, and Feed the Children. They started giving food and clothes to poor kids...$64,000 worth of food and clothing...a month.

In March of last year Jack was sued by a woman who works at a horse racing track. She claims he tried to force her head into what some might consider a sexual position while pinching another woman's rear and snapping a third woman's bra strap.

Ironically, the first name of the woman who filed that suit is Charity.

You have to admit that the story of Jack Whittaker reads like a modern day parable. I must also admit that I see myself in his story more than I would like.

How often have I dreamed of winning the lottery or thought that everything uncomfortable in my life could be eradicated with enough money?

Worse yet, how often have I prayed along those lines?

I don't know Jack.

Thank God I know grace.

You cannot serve both God and money. - Luke 16:13

Thursday, May 27, 2004

Technically Nonsense

My friend Harlan sent me this article.

I love the term "surfer's voice". I've had those conversations, occasionally with folks who didn't even have Internet access....they surf unplugged in a sea of gray matter all their own...mercifully.

Anyway, the article got me thinking about when we reach our individual technological limits, not in understanding technology, but in needing it.

For instance, my company provides me with a mobile phone. It's a very cool phone. It has two way radio capabilities which I find handy at times. It also has Internet access. I'm tied to the Internet more than most folks, but for the life of me I can't see any reason why I need to be able to surf the web on my phone. Not only is it incredibly slow, but it's a tiny little screen. It's technology I don't need.

I'm the same with instant messaging. Our kids love it...I hate it. Maybe it's a generational thing.

Personally, I can't help but think of the guy who invented instant messaging rushing in to tell his bosses about it, "Look! I've find a new way to interrupt people!"

Recently, Microsoft sent me one of their new Spot (Smart Personal Object Technology) watches to try. It's a Dick Tracy watch from Fossil.



This is not a toy. It's a 200 dollar watch....with Dick Tracy's image all over it. Really. Dick Tracy...a name virtually synonymous with cutting edge technology...or at least it was in 1956.

The idea behind Spot watches is that information is beamed to your wrist. You subscribe to various MSN channels which provide limited news and sports items, along with delayed stock quotes and stuff you really can't live without, like your horoscope and lotto numbers. In other words, information that is virtually impossible to find unless you're lucky enough to live in a country where TV, radio, newspapers, and the Internet are available.

The real plus of the Spot watch though is the fashion statement it makes. Wearing what is quite possibly the biggest, most uncomfortable watch in the world - with Dick Tracy's face on it - opens doors to conversations heretofore unimagined. Most begin with probing questions like, "Is that a Yugo on your wrist or an AMC Pacer?" Or "Wouldn't having GEEK tattooed on your forehead be cheaper?"

Seriously, I really, really want to like this watch. It has everything I look for in a new gadget...it was free and no one else has one.

But there's nothing to like. The information is not real time. The coverage area is extremely limited, and it's literally comical to wear.

I've worn it for almost two weeks now and I think the only thing I've really gained from it is a slightly larger bicep.

If I keep wearing it I'm going to look like Popeye...with a Dick Tracy watch.


Wednesday, May 26, 2004

Well, Your Children Teach

You who are on the road
Must have a code that you can live by
And so become yourself
Because the past is just a good bye.
Teach your children well...*



Apparently our world was destined to be turned upside down today.

First, my quiet little corner of blogdom experienced an influx of collateral curiosity, and then we were given the chance to cherish a child from a new perspective.

The excitement of my friend unburdening himself of his Real Live Preacher pseudonym today is wonderful, but in truth the most exhilarating event of the day happened in a tiny eighth grade math classroom in Kerrville.



To watch my stepdaughter teach - to caringly cajole - to command respect...that was a watershed moment.

Amy and I sat quietly in the hardwood sadist designed classroom desk chairs which claim to inspire concentration, but we repeatedly traded glances betraying our mutual amazement.

.

Our child is a Real Live Teacher.....and we both still don't understand algebra.

And you, of tender years,
Can't know the fears that your elders grew by,
And so please help them with your youth,
They seek the truth before they can die.
Teach your parents well...


* Teach Your Children- Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young

Pepe and the Preacher

I knew this day was coming, but I didn't know it would be today. Unfortunately, my bride and I are traveling up the road in a moment to see one of the kids so I don't have much time to write.

One of my dearest friends is a soon-to-be-published author, and also a rather well known blogger. He is coincidentally my Pastor.

I stumbled across his blog shortly after starting mine, but since he was writing anonymously I've kept from acknowledging his wisdom here.

Now, his book is about to be published and he's casting aside that cloak of concealment.

This means some folks are finding my blog through his today.

I have only time to bid you welcome. I hope you visit often.

There will always be room for additional wanderers in this unique community.

Baby I'm Amazed

I'm always amazed when I see really large families. Invariably the kids seem well behaved, there is a sense of order often not present in other families, and oftentimes the kids are home schooled by their moms.


This story
is another example.


15 kids, and Mom is under 40. There's a lesson in the power of familial love here. A lesson more us might ought to study up on.


If anyone does not know how to manage his own family, how can he take care of God's church?

Tuesday, May 25, 2004

The Eyes Have It

My stepson Joey is an artist. He is talented in many forms of art, but for the past few years while he goes deep into debt at a fancy art school, he's been making his rent and rattin' around money drawing caricatures. He drew the caricature of me in my profile section. He is quite good at it.

When Joey decides to, he can see people with different eyes than the rest of us. Sometimes he sees their flaws; sometimes he sees features that blare beauty, sometimes he seems to be able see people's inner beings and desires.

He is blessed with the eyes of an artist.
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I had lunch with my brother Stan this week. Although I love him dearly we differ in many of our viewpoints of the world. Stan is a vehement unapologetic liberal and that's probably understating it. I referred to him as a socialist the other day and he said he was probably closer to a communist. I think he was only half kidding.

Stan sees the world far differently than I do. He sometimes sees a lot of organized cruelty and greed. He has a huge heart and sees great unfulfilled needs but he also sees a lot of people to blame.

Perhaps his are the eyes of an idealist.

Amy's brother Mike loves to delve into the inner workings of almost everything. He seeks understanding and knowledge. He has curious, inquisitive eyes.

His might be described occasionally as the eyes of pragmatist.

My friend Gordon can look at the sky for hours on end. He will marvel at the great wonders of creation, yet occasionally his vision is consumed by what he can't see.

These are the eyes of a stargazer.

I, on the other hand, often see the world in black and white. I rarely see conspiracies. I don't look to the stars very often or try to see the inner workings of things. I do at times consider myself observant and rational.

I suppose I have the eyes of a realist.

It would be easy to take these varied perspectives and paint thick impenetrable boundaries around them -lines of demarcation -dividing us from each other.

But that's not the case. I need only to remember to gaze through the eyes of another artist.

From the viewpoint of Christ the differences in our outlooks are relatively minor.

A vista void of distortion.


For he views the ends of the earth and sees everything under the heavens - Job 28:24

On a Roll

At 2 a.m. pictures like this make my day...



Photo credit: Joe Skymba - Kerrville Daily Times.

Monday, May 24, 2004

Speed Blogging

No real time to write today. I am taking Amy to meet with her surgeon for our every couple of week, "Hey my wife is still in pain and you're still rich....this doesn't seem fair" appointment. Amy says she feels worse than she did for our last appointment, and that one landed her in the hospital, but I'm going to stay positive.


I woke up late thanks to setting my alarms 12 hours ahead, or behind depending on whether your a glass half full or glass half empty type. It almost threw off my morning but I managed to work around it until the corporate Internet system went down. As of this writing it's still down. If it stays that way, tomorrow morning will be a challenge...but what reason do I have to believe our corporate I.T. guys won't rise to the occasion? Don't answer that....I'm trying to keep my glass half full.

On a totally different subject, I've been thinking a lot lately about how we often allow little things to create vast differences among us. I plan to write about that as soon as I can sort it out in my mind - yeah, don't hold your breath. The thoughts were sparked by an unexpected email from the sister of another blogger, and from a blogger who -gasp- asked me a theological question.

I feel almost obligated to write on the subject if someone has gotten so far down on their list that they've stooped to asking me theological questions...I mean who would she ask next?

Don't answer that either... remember the glass.

Anyway, I need to write fast and get going. We have a couple of stops to make before the surgeon's office, one of which is the bank to deposit the check from the guy who ran into my car. I'm not going to get my car fixed. I'm going to enjoy looking at that dent, especially for the next couple of months. It's going to remind me of our upcoming vacation, because that guy's check is going to pay for it.


I'm a far cry from Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm but I'm sticking with this looking at the bright side thing for a while...call it half glass thinking.