Saturday, December 06, 2003

ELVING DEEP

Today is a good day. Brisk and bright. It's the weekend. Our church Christmas party is tonight and this afternoon I get to help a charity make a few kids smile.
Each year our radio stations work together to raise funds for The Elf Louise Project. It's an example of a simple idea to do good that became contagious.

The simplicity of Elf Louise is a large part of its allure to me. They raise money to buy toys. Elf Louise volunteers give the toys to needy kids. No one gets paid. The only costs are for insurance and the like.

This afternoon I get to be an elf of sorts. Making a very small contribution of time. As is often the case with events like this, I will come away feeling like I have received far more than I have given.

For the record, the radiothon is taking contributions via phone at (210) 979-7700 until 5pm Saturday.

For it is in giving that we receive;
It is in pardoning that we are pardoned;
and it is in dying that we are born to eternal life

Friday, December 05, 2003

FORTAKEN

Baby Jesus stealing season is officially underway.

Two were stolen from a guy named Wayne.

That's a brave thief.

These are the stories that get publicity.

Too often I feel like Christ is stolen out of Christmas much less blatantly.

Thursday, December 04, 2003

THE ULTIMATE WAYNE STORY

I've mentioned here before that I believe people named Wayne are genetically predisposed to crime. The Houston Chronicle has the ultimate validation of this theory in a story out this afternoon:

A McDonald's customer who flew into a violent rage when she was denied mayonnaise on her cheeseburger got 10 years in prison today for running over the restaurant's manager.

Waynetta Nolan, 37, could have received as much as 20 years in prison for hitting Sherry Allen Jenkins with her car, dragging the employee across the parking lot and breaking her pelvis at the McDonald's in southwest Houston.

Nolan showed little emotion this afternoon when the jury came back with the punishment after four hours of deliberation. Earlier this morning, however, as the jury heard testimony in the punishment phase of Nolan's trial, her 43-year-old victim tearfully said she couldn't pick up her grandchildren because of the injuries she suffered in the incident.

"I put the mayonnaise on her burger," Jenkins told jurors. "I took the onions and the mustard off. What did I do?"


I rest my case.

WEEKEND TIME WASTERS

Dappled Things turned me on to this link to a wonderful on-line snow globe.

NOTE: My brilliant wife pointed this out in the "comments" area, but I thought it was worth mentioning publicly. Don't use the "email a friend" function of the snow globe site. It will collect email addresses for spammers.

If the music gets too annoying, you can go here to have famous rock and pop musicans groups sing your lyrics...sort of.

ON THE HORNS OF A DEMENTIA

There was a mailing in my box yesterday, saved by a coworker who thought I might want to add it to my Ignatius file. It doesn't really fit. It's certainly bizarre enough, but it's too hateful to savor. It's also too foul to put a link to here although the writer does have a website.

It's from a "ministry" that believes in all sorts of Zionist conspiracies. There are rantings about the Jewish people and Satan seeded amid dire warnings that the world is being duped. It's also chuck full of offers to buy various books and periodicals touting much the same hatred.

I did find some of it humorous. Like the allegation that televangelists are giving secret signs of the devil.



The purveyor of this brilliance contends these candid shots of televangelists prove their link to Satan because of their hand gestures.

That's not the funny part.

The funny part is that this "ministry" is based in Austin, Texas. Home of the University of Texas Longhorns.

You know, "Hook 'em horns!"



No wonder this guy sees the devil all around him...of course some of my Texas Aggie friends might agree with him there.

Wednesday, December 03, 2003

GO SPURS!

Some Spurs tickets fell into my lap at the last moment. I'm working on the assumption a friend from church will join me since Amy isn't up to it. I've left messages, but haven't heard back. I'm going to have to assume he'll be available.
I'm also working on the assumption the Spurs will play like an NBA team instead of a girl's softball league - they've lost three in a row.
Of course I'm also praying the game doesn't go into double overtime, since I still have to work in the morning.

I'm living on faith today...not the first time...certainly not the last either.

Tuesday, December 02, 2003

ONE HOWARD ONE!

If you missed Howard Dean on "Hardball" last night, the Drudge Report has a synopsis of some of the brilliance he espoused. I am not going to debate the idea that we need to break up media conglomerates. It's such a silly proposition, touted by people who don't understand. I love the line that there are not enough radio stations doing news in Vermont, the "rest of it is read and ripped from the AP."

"Earth to Howard...Break up the Associated Press!" That's a monopoly!

I've come up with a slogan: Vote Dean - Make George McGovern look better in the history books.

ONE DEGREE AT A TIME

We're on a precarious perch again. Amy has been running a fever. It's likely caused by her body rebelling against the implanted line in her chest. A line that was put in as part of the "cure" for her other ailments, presuming that diagnosis is correct, something that is still a fairly broad assumption in my mind. Her temperature has been hovering around 100 and her doctor says if it hits 101, it's back to the hospital.

Only one degree of separation...still plenty of room for prayer.

ONE DAY AT A TIME

Read a story the other day that the Christmas carol Americans find the most annoying is "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer". I probably would agree with that. I mention that for two reasons:
First, this kid will never hear that song like the rest of us.
Second, the same story mentioned that the song most Americans want to hear while eating Christmas dinner is, "Silent Night". That's the song you'll hear in the background of this very cool online Advent calendar.

Monday, December 01, 2003

EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY



I was talking with our dogs last night. Our dogs work in shifts, well it's not really work...they bark in day parts. Avery, the smallest, the female, the most dominant dog, barks during the day. She barks if she hears another dog bark. She barks if kids run by out front. She barks if construction machinery is operating down the road. She barks at the neighbors next door, she barks at the neighbors two doors down, she barks at cows behind our house, she barks at the garbage crews, she barks at birds. Avery barks a lot.

Winston, our special needs dog, barks at night. If it's dark, Winston will let out a bark as soon as he goes out the door . I assume he's hoping to scare away things that scare him. Since it remains dark even after he barks, he'll keep barking. I think Winston believes daylight works sort of like the clapper.
He'll also bark and or howl at random moments, and when he's confused.
Winston is confused a lot.

Klondike, the dog who once was considered dumb - then we got two dogs who are certifiably insane - usually barks only if provoked. If there's an unusual noise, someone lurking out front, or another dog passing by, he'll let out a canine bellow that can rattle nerves and windows a half block away. I've never discouraged Klondike from barking. He's big, he sounds ferocious, and he's reserves his best barks for door to door salespeople.

So last night I sat down with the dogs in the backyard and tried to explain it to them. I told the small dogs, they didn't have to bark at all. That Klondike had barking duty. He has the loudest bark. He knows when to use it. I tried to reason with them, mentioning that I sleep odd hours and that if we could negotiate a barking hierarchy we would have a much more peaceful environment. I told the little mutts they could feel free to simply be frolicking dogs. An occasional yelp is fine, but incessant barking really isn't required. I explained their lives should be carefree. They didn't need to worry or try to protect our little asylum.

They stared at me for a while. I patted them on their heads and went back inside.

Winston howled.

I was talking with God last night. I told Him how I was struggling lately. That Amy's ongoing health issues had me worrying too much. That I felt distracted. That I was losing sleep. I mentioned that the dogs barked a lot and Christmas seemed like it was approaching with the threatening tempo of a freight train.

It felt good to pray long and hard. To unburden myself.

After a while I was more at peace. I realized my life could be more carefree. That I didn't have to worry quite so much.

Perhaps there's something to this barking thing...

Psalm 116:5-7

The Lord protects the simplehearted; when I was in great need, He saved me.
Be at rest once more, O my soul, for the Lord has been good to you.

Sunday, November 30, 2003

SABBATH

Vacation is over and Monday is looming. This is a day of rest right? I don't feel rested. I don't feel particularly inspirational. I don't feel like writing. So I won't.

It's so easy to get back into decision making mode.